Lamest Pick-Up Lines


Anti-pick-up lines

*DISCLAIMER* Before anyone asks, yes, a few of these have been employed by yours truly or those close to me, and seldom few of them work out well for anyone. I caution you before actual use, but you only live once.

“If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine” 🙂 (Thanks Branden!)

“Are you a ball-point pen? B/c you are extra-fine.”

“Are you a traffic ticket? B/c you got fine written all over you.”

“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.” (Can totally be taken the wrong way, seen it done.)

“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.” (This one made me want to cut myself with a razor.)

“If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.”

“Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.”

And I wonder why I and everyone I know is single…………

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