*DISCLAIMER* Before anyone asks, yes, a few of these have been employed by yours truly or those close to me, and seldom few of them work out well for anyone. I caution you before actual use, but you only live once.
“If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine” 🙂 (Thanks Branden!)
“Are you a ball-point pen? B/c you are extra-fine.”
“Are you a traffic ticket? B/c you got fine written all over you.”
“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.” (Can totally be taken the wrong way, seen it done.)
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.” (This one made me want to cut myself with a razor.)
“If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.”
“Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.”
And I wonder why I and everyone I know is single…………
