Record This #3

Welcome Intertsate Managers

So…..another downside of missing a large portion of your skull is one has never done gym in school. Like, my entire school career. Little sad. But by high school we had to get creative, because the county people were being total asses and wouldn’t let me pick up an extra course and drop gym. Which is dumb. So I sit in the gym on my iPod, sometimes with a book, or they give me odd jobs to do while everybody else does the real shit.

Theoretically, I could do everything. If everyone else wasn’t there. So I know all the points of softball/football/basketball/ANYTHING, but I can never play. And I do have a pretty mean pitch, but I can’t pitch. Again, dumb shit.

Point being, my grades are comprised of three things: dressing in my uniform (never gets dirty since I don’t do SHIT), written assessments (not like I run out of time to study), and I make mix CDs. They play them while everybody runs for 20 min. @ the beginning of every class. Wrestling coach gets a few. I sent one or two to the middle school, because the coach used to be my coach and she absolutely hates rap.

I think they like that I don’t take requests. I’m just mentioning this now because nobody found out I’ve been doing this up until this previous Friday, when somebody looked on my iPod and connected the dots that I’m probably the only one in the school with “Stacy’s Mom” on their portable music device. And yes, I do have it going on.